May 2011
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The Ten Commandments of the Church of Elizabeth...
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Thou shall always be tan.
Thou shall marry the entire male population, if at all possible.
Never leave the house without perfume on.
Thou shall always have at least 7 pieces of jewelry on. (Real diamonds of course.)
Believe in the Violet Eyes, they are your salvation.
Be late everywhere, even your own funeral.
Have a rack like no other mofo.
Eat fried chicken religiously.
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Oh jesus. You know what else pisses me off.
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When people on youtube leave mean comments about the person in the youtube video.
Wait. So you don’t like Elizabeth Taylor? So you’re going to search Elizabeth Taylor in youtube, click a video, and just talk shit?
WHAT.EVEN.
Ugh, I have to reblog this because I’m having the same thoughts. On one video of Elizabeth some people were saying “Rest in peace” and...
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April 2011
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